Omegle

Nine introduced me to omegle.com some days ago. It is basically a site where you can have one-on-one chats with complete strangers. Yup, simple as that. Here are a few of my chats.

The "Honest" stranger

Stranger: hey ask me anything and i will answer truthful

You: do you honestly like prunes

Stranger: no

You: your turn

Stranger: how far have you gone

You: alaska

Stranger: with a girl

You: oh. in that case, um just Canada.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the "ASL" stranger

Stranger: hey

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: shifty five

You: and still kicking

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The "groupie" stranger

Stranger: Jacob Hoggard is sexayyy

You: who's that

You: i'm afraid to google hoggard

Stranger: He's the singer of the Canadian band Hedley

You: ah

You: i think gumby is sexy

Stranger: *blinks* The green dude?

You: sure

You: the green dude

You: wouldn't you agree

Stranger: I suppose..

You: my boyfriend's the singer of another Canadian band

Stranger: Oh?

You: the aZns

Stranger: Never heard of 'em

You: ya..underground and all

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The "alien" stranger

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: where are you from?

You: planet Earth

Stranger: luckry

Stranger: lucky

Stranger: i hear it's so nice

You: ya, but lately it has been warm

Stranger: maybe you should blame it on yourselfs and makes stupid organizations for hating your own civilization and say shit about changing the way shits done but never actually do anything because you can't stop the human race from doing what they're doing.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.